Author Diane Dooley and I engaged in a protracted debate during our selection of the winners (involving tequila and copious amounts of mud wrestling--hey, it was all in the name of science fiction romance!), and below are their names along with the winning captions:
1) Melisse Aires
"No!" Growled Spaceman Spiff. "I want to be in a mainstream SF adventure story. NOT in a F/M/F menage. I'M NOT NICHE!"
"On my planet saying that someone looks 'good enough to eat' is a figure of speech!"
3) Robert Appleton
"My name *is* Gordon, damnit. I'm *supposed* to flash!"
Winners, please email me at sfrgalaxy "at" gmail.com. Subject line: caption. Once Melisse has claimed her book prizes, I'll be in touch with Jennifer and Robert, respectively.