tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792953149341927603.post3958734393175452100..comments2009-02-17T16:51:05.220-05:00Heather Masseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00913459109753829391noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792953149341927603.post-22954408823075916982009-02-17T16:51:00.000-05:002009-02-17T16:51:00.000-05:00Hi, Jess! As to where I find these nuggets of gold (and as the week passes it will only get better), it's really the culmination from years of subscribing to fanzines like <A HREF="http://damonafoster.googlepages.com/damon%27sbio" REL="nofollow">Damon Foster's</A> Oriental Cinema and other magazines that featured every fringe genre film imaginable. Yup.Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00913459109753829391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792953149341927603.post-40872969805396813682009-02-16T22:02:00.000-05:002009-02-16T22:02:00.000-05:00Where do you find this stuff? Oh, and I want to know how wookies evolved to have identical table rituals and manners as your average suburban family. That's what I call cosmic cultural convergence.<BR/><BR/>JessJess Grangerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13049274633468384607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792953149341927603.post-51574905705594162132009-02-16T20:28:00.000-05:002009-02-16T20:28:00.000-05:00I'm still having a good chortle over the rocks. Exploding. Movie magic at its best!<BR/><BR/>Z, ROFLMAO x 1000!Heatherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00913459109753829391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792953149341927603.post-61366520156182484692009-02-16T14:25:00.000-05:002009-02-16T14:25:00.000-05:00The three judges give their opinions:<BR/><BR/>Clip 1:<BR/><BR/>Simon: I'd rather be sodomized by a wookie than listen to that performance ever again. *smirks*<BR/><BR/>Paula: That was soooo beautiful and soooo moving. You are a star. You are beautiful. I love you! *burst into tears*<BR/><BR/>Randy: Dawg! We got a hot one here! Coulda been even hotter if you had worn the slave bikini, Leia! *pumps fist in the air*<BR/><BR/>Clip 2:<BR/><BR/>Simon: I'd rather be sodomized by Darth Vader than listen to that performance again. *smirks*<BR/><BR/>Paula: Your voice has such a beautiful tone. You hit all the notes. You are a star! I love you! I want to have your babies! *pops a couple of pills and washes them down with straight vodka*<BR/><BR/>Randy: Dawg! You can sing, Dawg! You're a dawg! I'm a dawg! Everybody do the dawg! Dawg! Dawg! Dawg! Woof! *pumps fist in the air*<BR/><BR/>Clip 3:<BR/><BR/>Simon: I'd rather be sodomized by a Turk than listen to that performance again. *smirks*<BR/><BR/>Paula: *slurring* I love you! Your singing is like...like...like...<BR/>*passes out underneath the table*<BR/><BR/>Randy: Dude! Dawg! This is a singing competition, Dawg! You gotta crack some notes, not just boulders! Dude! Dawg! Didn't you used to be David Bruce Banner? *starts humping Simon's leg*Agent Z.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14298234771874644507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792953149341927603.post-18555289629930889522009-02-16T12:23:00.000-05:002009-02-16T12:23:00.000-05:00Oh yes the last one for sure. Love the bolder leg weights! <BR/><BR/>It's no Earth Girls Are Easy, but it had it's own "hey I made a movie in my back yard" charm. <BR/><BR/>I had forgotten that whole life day horror. Now I have to scrub my brain with comet again.Mfitzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11360148925967461614noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792953149341927603.post-75491036864299917532009-02-16T09:58:00.000-05:002009-02-16T09:58:00.000-05:00Oh, the last one. When he strapped those boulders onto his legs, I was really praying he was heading for the lake. :)Katherine Allredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01186127604660502117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4792953149341927603.post-69916011966055163482009-02-16T08:50:00.000-05:002009-02-16T08:50:00.000-05:00Oh, that borders on sacrilege!<BR/><BR/>Kidding ;)<BR/><BR/>Hey, Heather, email me. I think I got the wrong address.Kimber Anhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03982239712083114488noreply@blogger.com