And welcome back to another exciting edition of…COSMIC IDOOOLLLLL!
Let’s hear a big, big galactic congratulations for Cüneyt Arkin and his incredible Exploding Rock Orchestra! Way to go, Cüneyt!
And now…prepare to witness a truly incredible performer. Alien green women everywhere shriek whenever he takes the stage. Busty yeoman in tight red uniforms all despise "love" his sexual harassment.
Yes, that’s right! Ladies and gentle monopods with slightly gelatinous membranes, please welcome the one and only…Captain James T. Kirk!
Wasn’t that…unique!
And, if you listen very closely, you may actually hear Sinatra attempting to claw his way up from the grave every time this peerless performance plays.
But wait! Who is this exotic male specimen joining our competition? Why, it’s none other than that swinging cat, Mr. Spock!
Our favorite first officer makes the only logical decision and strikes back with his Vulcan voice, singing what appears to be cribbed dust jacket copy from THE HOBBIT.
Let's give a rousing "live love and prosper" salute to...Mr. Spock!
Imagine if he continued doing this with other books:
Well, Jane was girl with an at-ti-tude/
She didn’t like her school that was un-der-stood
Then one day she ran into a man
He needed a governess so she formed a plan…
We call her Jane! Jane…Eyre!
She’s all about conviction and that’s on~ly fair!
Captain, sensors are detecting an excellent marketing opportunity in Quadrant Four!
But Kirk rebounds—with a lit ciggie no less!—to
I think…you’ll ha---ve to agree. His staccato style…reallybringsoutthebest…of…this…song!
So gentle, mostly carbon-based beings, now is your time to enact the power you have and vote! Which one of these mind-blowing, star-shattering, universe-engulfing performances will keep you up all night breaking your furniture?
Hit me up in the comments and we’ll see who reigns supreme on the next edition of COOOOoooOOsmic IDOLLLLLLLL!
Lyrically yours,
Heather
15 comments:
Denny! Denny Crane!
(you really needed a spew alert on this and the previous blog...oy!) ~Linnea
Stop it, stop it, I can't take anymore...My senses are overloaded Captain I think my brains about to explode!
I don't know where you find these gems Heather but please where ever it is stay away from that website okay? You're too impressionable and happy to share them and I'm too much of a gawker not to watch. It's not a good situation right now. I think I need to watch the latest BSG and tell myself they're all cylons really.
I can't believe he talks the whole song! At least Nimoy can sing! LOL.
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bugger I had to watch them again didn't I because I couldn't believe how bad they all were. Now we just need Sulu or Scotty to sing and we're set. Maybe someone should to a musical in space... oh no that's been done before. Please don't show that vid again. I'm still having nightmares.
Oh my goodness. Bleach. Quickly. My eyeballs....they're burning.
Heather, that was surely the most hilarious (in a cruel and unusual way) bit of blogging I've seen in a long time. You go girl!
And I agree with the spew alert.
The furniture smasher for me was our rocket man on the pot
Heh heh. Just doing my part to spread the joy.
That was hilarious, Heather! I'd have to vote for that last one as the worst of the three, but they were all pretty bad.
I don't know, I think the choreography from the brightly-sweatshirted, plastic ear wearing 60's chicks took the cake.
I love how in the first one, he can't seem to keep a straight face, like even he couldn't take this seriously.
Then there's Rocketman. What a crackup. I don't think I can take much more of this.
I've just got to say, it's stuff like this intermixed with some serious and thoughtful posts that make this blog completely addictive and such a cool place to "hang out".
Jess
Jess
Susan, *I know*. I had just as difficult a time narrowing down the performances (and I use the term loosely) I was going to present this week.
The ones I'm posting tomorrow are my favorites, hands down. Srsly, bring the caramel popcorn for the next bizarre installment.
No don't do it Heather, please, you know how voyeuristic we all are. We'll have to watch them because you've posted them. Then they'll come back to haunt us at strange times in our lives such as attending a funeral of a friend or sitting a final exam and then we'll be totally at a loss for words. All that will be left is William Shatner on pot reciting Rocketman. argh
Oh my gosh, you're killing me, Heather! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
I think I have to vote for Bilbo's Ballad,though. As others have pointed out, only one who sang. LOL!
As usual, this is the hottest spot in the galaxy!
I think my brain melted.
Sort of off topic, but I have a friend who is blind and sometime I drive her to church. There is a visiting priest at her parish who has apparently gone to the William Shatner school of public speaking.
Thank all the is holy it only comes out when he is doing the sermon. I'm not kidding at all here, if you closed your eyes it was like Captain Kirk is giving the homily on today's gospel reading. I know other people must think so too because sometime I look around and see other people with a sort of "I swallowed a tribble" look on their faces when he has a particualry bad outbreak of off the wall speach pacing.
I pointed this out to my friend who was a minor Trek fan. It's been years and she has not forgien me. She claims she has a hard time keeping a strait face when she goes to a service and he is the priest and if she gets kicked out for having a giggle fit in the middle of mass it is going to be my fault.
What can I say, Natalie, lol!?! I must be doing something right because my hits spiked this week. But I promise, only one more post and that'll be it...for now *evil grin*
Pauline, glad you enjoyed them! Whenever the mood strikes me for one of these gems, I can't decide which emotional punch I enjoy more--the cringing or laughter to the point of tears.
Mfitz, that story rocked. A priest channeling Shatner beats all!
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